His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
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No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
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GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
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