How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
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so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
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Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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