I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
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he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
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