thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
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you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
40s are totally the cure
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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