David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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