Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
How bad is the voicemail?
You graded my boobs.... C minus. Asshole.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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