He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
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Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
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Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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