If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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