dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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