They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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