Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
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i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
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You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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