some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
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It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
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Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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