How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
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why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
you kept trying to make scrambled eggs with 3 hardboiled ones.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
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If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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