It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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