honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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