She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Life is so much better after having sex.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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