i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
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I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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