I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
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Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
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She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
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