i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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