in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
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