there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
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i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
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no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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