Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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