He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
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You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
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How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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