just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
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Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
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