Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
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Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
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The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
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