Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
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In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
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Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I party with great urgency now.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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