angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
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There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
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We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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