Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
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i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
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There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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