I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
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Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
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Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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