Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
I was so gone I thought the cops banging on my door were kids from the party trying to get into my room... needless to say, I started moaning louder so they would take the hint.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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