Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
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I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
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Drunk packed a lunch. Made two turkey sandwiches and threw in a bag of raw bacon. Gold star for the day drunk self.
My ass is underappreciated
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.