is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
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why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
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Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.