I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
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i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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