Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
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I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.