Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
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So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
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I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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