she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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