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I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
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You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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