'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
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Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
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I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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