Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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