we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
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