billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
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