Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
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vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
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Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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