My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
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