I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era