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And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link

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(440): And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link http://tfl.nu/gvkq

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At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!

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(407): At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"! http://tfl.nu/ehkr

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Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home

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(919): Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home http://tfl.nu/42nr

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That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.

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(313): That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve. http://tfl.nu/vdk5

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I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have?

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(509): I just got an email from a bridal website with the subject "Countdown to your Wedding Day"... is 11AM too early to drink the rest of the wine we have? http://tfl.nu/03l6

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(336): View more from North Carolina

do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?

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how high are you?

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(336): do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos? (828): how high are you? http://tfl.nu/9z76

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You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"

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(586): You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared" http://tfl.nu/f1ec

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So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.

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(251): So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night. http://tfl.nu/7pk1

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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.

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That's how you know you deserve to be a senior

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(316): I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES. (1-316): That's how you know you deserve to be a senior http://tfl.nu/bxif

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There are paw prints all over my ceiling.

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(303): There are paw prints all over my ceiling. http://tfl.nu/gg63

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Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together

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(713): Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together http://tfl.nu/dsi2

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ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.

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(989): ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore. http://tfl.nu/xzjn

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Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.

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(785): Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever. http://tfl.nu/qjci

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no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink

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(215): no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink http://tfl.nu/rce8

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Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.

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(513): Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse. http://tfl.nu/2bnv

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