If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
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He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married