You drinking a lot?
Define a lot
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....