turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
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My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
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With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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