yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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