What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
