Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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