I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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