i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
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having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
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Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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