he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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