He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
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..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
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If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Just did. I played that shit out so casual I deserve an Oscar. Or am Emmy, or whatever the fuck you get for acting like a boss
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?