I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
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You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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