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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
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